Jul 7, 2011

Why Ed has moved

If you still not sure wheter I have moved or if this is a joke, follow the link to the  The NEW Why Ed?

Jul 1, 2011

Friday is BABE day - Is that a wet t-shirt?

This will probably be the most controversial Babe day ever, because guys will dig it and girls...not so much.

But either way it was coming, it is probably the single most fashionable item among ladies according to guys. It is what so called “spring day” movies in Hollywood land are made of: boobs, wet shirt and girls being hosed down for horny and obvious drunk dudes.

How to fail incredibly

Two clips, two dumb people, two reactions that they did not expect = A shitload of laughs for me

Jun 30, 2011

Eye Candy - Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook born on 23 November 1979 is an English model, actress, television presenter and Playboy model.
Brook started modeling at 16 after winning a beauty competition, she also topped the FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World list in 2005, which was said to have polled 15 million people and appearing in this list every year since 1998.

In February 2011, Brook posed nude for Exhibition magazine smeared in lipstick.

Brook had a leading role in the horror comedy remake Piranha 3-D. If you haven’t seen it, do yourself a favor and watch it. Horror, comedy, violence and nude babes are the best including a very interesting skinny dipping scene…

Jun 29, 2011

This makes me giggle like a school girl

I love these random videos that just makes my day, you have to put the volume full blast because the sound effects are too good not to hear damn loud.

Jun 28, 2011

Oppikoppi confirms The Used

So Oppikoppi confirmed the Used but shortly after they announced that Chevelle are not coming to South Africa for the festival, personally it suits me more because I am in fact not very fond of Chevelle. The Used are one of those bands that I listened to in High School with Sum41, so this will be like a High School reunion for me, listening to bands I admired when I was still a teenager. But in my wildest thoughts I would never have thought I would see them live, and in South Africa.

Jun 27, 2011

How to get fired on your own terms

* Please don’t follow these steps if you like your job and making a killing, I will not be held responsible for any costs that could occur or maintenance of your kids.

Some of us had those where you hate your job so much and just want to take a crap on your boss’s desk (don’t do that, you will get arrested for public indecency)

Jun 24, 2011

Friday is BABE day - Glasses are hot

I have always been a fan of babes in glasses, remember in school where the nerdy girls always were the odd ones out and nobody wanted to talk to them.

Guess what, they grew up, got some great curves, lost the braces, exercised and is probably makes more money than you. Let’s all have a moment for them, cause goss! They are hot and they look always so naughty when they tilt the glasses forward with their fingers with a seductive look in the eyes…. ‘Stop daydreaming Ed and post the pictures already’


Jun 23, 2011

Passion Killers

I hate those, really I do. When everything is going fine and then all of a sudden your world falls to pieces. Don't know if you will feel the same but look and judge for yourself, I especially think the second one is the best because it is real.

Jun 22, 2011

Eye Candy - Iga Wyrwal

Iga Wyrwal was born 20 February 1989 and is also known as Eva or Eve. She was born in Kalisz, Poland.

In 2008, she was signed as a cover girl for Nuts magazine. She was introduced in April of that year as "the sexiest new babe in Britain", and later that month was ranked first in the magazine's "100 Sexiest Topless Babes 2008" list.

Wyrwał has appeared in men's magazines topless including Playboy, Nuts and Loaded.

In December 2009, Wyrwał announced that she was pregnant and would be taking a hiatus, to date she has not yet returned to modeling, insert sad face here.

Well either way, let’s bask in a former glamour model’s pictures

Jun 21, 2011

Ryan Dunn, dead or alive?

Jackass star Ryan Dunn died on Monday morning in a car crash in Pennsylvania at the age of 34.
The news was confirmed by April Margera.
Dunn and another passenger died in a 03:00 crash in his Porsche 911 GT3 on Route 322 in West Goshen Township, Pennsylvania. 

Hours before his accident he posted this photo on his Twitter profile, which shows him drinking with two friends.

Jun 20, 2011

Oom Vetkoek Died

If you haven't heard it yet, Oom Zack du Plessis has died at the age of 62.

Jun 17, 2011

Friday is BABE day - Do you like tattoo's?

I thought about a really cool theme, and this is what I came up with. Almost everyone loves tattoos, but does everyone like a girl covered in them? 

I am not a fan of inked head to toe but the occasional ink does not bother me, I do not prefer it on a girl but these photos makes it look so cool. With all these pictures of the ink, I am contemplating of getting my own, got no idea what I want or where to go but definitely not getting it when I am drunk or at Oppikoppi because that wont end well.

Jun 16, 2011

2 Guys trying to scare their buddy

Stumbled upon this when I was looking at some random movies about Lizard people, don't ask why I was looking at Lizard people... But check this clip of one of the coolest videos on Youtube

Jun 15, 2011

Eye Candy – Jessica Alba

Jessica Marie Alba is a television and film actress, she started acting at the tender young age of 13. She appeared in movies such as Honey, Fantastic Four, Into the blue and Sin City. She was also cast in the lead role of the television series, Dark Angel.

She also featured on the cover of Playboy but never in the magazine itself which is a shame.
Some really bizarre facts about her is that in her early life she constantly went into hospital more than usual, her lungs collapsed twice, had pneumonia 4-5 times a year and still has asthma. You probably didn’t know that, me neither.

Alba is the only woman who has made the Maxim Magazine Hot 100 list in all the years it was published; from 2000 to 2011.
Enough facts about her, lets bask in her beauty for a while and admire one of the hottest Latina’s in the world.

Jun 14, 2011

How to survive the winter my way:

It is cold and everyone is complaining on how shit the weather is, and there is no getting away from it unless you move to some desert African country for the next few months which I don’t recommend unless you like hunting for your food.

Jun 13, 2011

Man beaten to death because of xenophobia

This is probably one of the most upsetting video clips from South Africa ever, a 26 year old man was beaten to death in Diepsloot, Johannesburg. A mob repeatedly threw him with bricks and a unknown man destroyed his face with a wooden plank, he was still alive when it happened.

His crime was that he was from Zimbabwe......

This has put South Africa yet again in a bad light internationally, and therefore having a negetive impact on our society.

This may upset sensitive viewers

Jun 10, 2011

Friday is BABE day - Go Old School

Fuck it is cold, sorry had to get that out of the way before I can say anything regarding the delicious babes I have in store for the lads.

 I really enjoyed those black and white pictures from last week so I decided on my own that I am doing it no matter what. If you like it or not, it really doesn’t bother me at all. But if you do then you just went a notch up in my book.

What I have noticed though is that most of these photos are all about the ass, and being an ass man myself I thought it was spectacular. So without further ado, here are the best black and white pictures I have for the faithful.

Jun 9, 2011

Oppikoppi That's how we roll

Absolutely loving this picture (courtesy of Stephen Mogapi Rapula ), its what Oppikoppi is all about and what makes it the premier music festival in South Africa and dare I say the world.

What I see is a good time, dust and alcohol in this picture! Nothing less than amazing and it makes me even more excited to get down and dirty with the Koppi.

Jun 8, 2011

How does 13 get injured on a blow-up slide that goes airborne?

Exactly like this, which is actually quite frightening because when I was a kid I loved these things. Good thing I am older and only play on these things when the hard liquor is flowing.

Eye Candy - Kim Kardashian

Kimberly Noel "Kim" Kardashian is an American Celebrity. Her fame started with her sex tape with former boyfriend and rapper Ray J (twice in a row that an Eye Candy Babe is involved in a sex tape, see Keeley Hazell ) because no one knew her before that alleged tape. 

Her E! Reality series “Keeping up with the Kardashians” also increased her popularity around the world. 

She also appeared in the spin off “Disaster Movie” with a small role, which looks to be the norm amongst hot babes. She posed nude for Playboy in 2007 and appeared in a few lad magazines namely FHM and Maxim. 

So if you are a super hot babe and want to make it big follow these easy steps;
-Record a sex tape
-Star in a crap flick, think Epic movie, Disaster movie or any straight to DVD film
-Pose nude for Playboy
-Get a reality series which shows how dumb and superficial you are.

BOOM! There you go, fame and riches galore.

Unfortunately she is engaged and is getting hitched in this year for all the eager guys thinking of getting lucky with her.

Jun 7, 2011

FAIL Tuesday; Do you know this thief by any chance?

A stolen Macbook has taken pictures of its “new” owner for the world to see.

The man in the picture permanently borrowed a Mr. Gerry Greyling’s laptop on the 21st of April 2011 from his office.

The DJ (Leon Botha) who appeared in Die Antwoord's Enter the Ninja music video has died

Leon Botha died at the age of 26 from Progeria on Sunday, he was believed to be the oldest person with this condition.

Jun 6, 2011

Christmas Wish List - Ipod Underwear

I want these awesome gadgets, they will benefit me and my missus. I don’t know if they are outdated or if I just never saw them earlier but they caught my eye now. Take the first one for example, Ipod panties...it really doesn’t get any better than that. Remove them while listening to some great music can get anybody in the mood for some good old loving.

Jun 3, 2011

Friday is BABE day-Are you tied up?

What a theme for this week? Weird fetish that I have not yet gotten into and probably never will, but none the less. It’s all leather and bondage for your afternoon delight my faithful readers. So if you are planning on an Amsterdam trip in the near future, be prepared for a lot of these things among others. 

Just to make a point regarding these pictures, I dig the black and white photos, they look really awesome.

What can go wrong

I got this video sent to me this morning, and it portrays exactly on how a prank can turn horribly wrong, don’t know if it is real or not. But to me it looks quite realistic to say the least. Poor girl for being a victim of a simple joke turning out in a bad way.

Christmas Wish List - Big Ford Truck

I need one of these, no more stuck in traffic and no more idiotic taxi drivers cutting in front of me. I will be doing the cutting into them without worrying about a thing. The downside is that I will probably have to start saving 5 years ago or marry a millionaire’s ugly daughter to have one of these in my garage.

Jun 1, 2011

Eye Candy - Carmen Electra

Tara Leigh Patrick also known as Carmen Electra (I bet you didn’t know that). She became famous for her appearances in Playboy magazine and her role next to the Hoff in Baywatch.

Electra was featured in Playboy four more times and made a few covers of this very popular magazine.

Electra has appeared in films such as Scary Movie, Meet the Spartans, Date Movie, Epic Movie, Disaster Movies (yes she like spin-off flicks) and Starsky and Hutch to name a few. She also appeared in a Bloodhound Gang music video called "The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope."

Last fact of this beautiful lady before the eye candy gets rolling, she has a thing for rockers, so if you can play any instrument good. Try to get hold of her to get a shot at fame and her body. Not a bad combo at all.

How to drink beer properly

If I could drink a beer like that, I would definitely not drink and drive. For the plain and simple reason, that I would cause an accident and die a horrible firey death.

But what I like more about this video clip than the actual guy downing the beer is his friend’s facial expression next to him, that can only be described as magical!

May 31, 2011

FAIL Tuesday - Collect your prize Schabir Shaik

The biggest failure of the week has to be Schabir Shaik, the "terminally ill" convicted criminal that is on death’s bed. Well he has been spotted by numerous people saying that he doens’t look ill at all, to put it in the most simple words: he is supposed to be in JAIL but he is NOT! 

May 30, 2011

Lady Gaga-Are you serious?

What is up with this woman, her wardrobe consists of the most absurd and weird things. It will not surprise me if she has a fridge or a small butchery in her closet because where the hell does she come up with all her fashion ideas. I have also read somewhere that she doesn’t wear the same thing twice (not sure if it is entirely true), personally I don’t blame her cause meat and plants don’t stay fresh forever, they rot some or other time.

And all these rumors that she is the Antichrist, the devil’s right hand is so funny. Story is that she apparently sold her soul to him in exchange for a shot at fame. If this is true then the Jonas Brothers, Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus are so screwed for eternity. Seriously who believes that she is going to take over the world?!

May 27, 2011

Friday is BABE day-Let's do Bikes

I like it, if you don’t…then what the hell is up with you bro!? Just kidding, I choose this theme because of countless requests from people. 

I am quite sure I can type a whole essay with all their names here that wanted this so badly, and I hope this doesn’t disappoint the faithful. 

So without any further ado, here is what many of us dream and crave, a sexy half naked girl on a damn good motorcycle. It doesn’t get any better than this.

May 26, 2011

Check Out - Oppikoppi Unknown Brother Prepare yourself!

You read it and now it is time to prepare for the premier music festival in South Africa where the 3 days of chaos and dust separate the iron livers from the virgins. The Oppikoppi farm is allocated inside Northam in the bush where all hell will break lose. 

This year’s theme is Unknown Brother and it will not let you down in any way. What you can expect is a lot of drinking, sex in uncomfortable places, sunburn, frostbite in your toes, dust everywhere, wandering drunk alone in the dark, delicious Shwarma’s, Francios van Coke, cold showers, thorns in every finger, friends trying to funnel every alcohol drink in your campsite, stumbling around for wood, penis shaped drawings on your car window, missing half of the music acts, losing your buddies every 5 minutes, Black Label, passing out next to your tent, tequila shot glasses around your neck, broken danger tape and in plain words, a rocking good time.

May 25, 2011

Eye Candy- Keeley Hazell

Hazell was born in Lewisham and is a model for various magazine’s for guys.

At 16 years of age, Hazell left school to work as a hairdresser. At 17, she competed in The Daily Star's "Search for a Beach Babe" contest and won. Hazell is regularly featured in Nuts and Zoo. Keeley has her own model agency that she started in 2008.

Keeley has given modelling up to pursue a career in acting and was in America receiving acting lessons.

In January 2011 Keeley started an online blog called Keeley's Corner www.keeleyscorner.blogspot.com

Some more useless trivia, she has a SEX TAPE out with her former boyfriend that includes a few naughty scenes that are not for the faint hearted.

Being a BUM, and rocking at the same time

They are everywhere at the moment, street corners, malls and even the curb outside your house. You won't easily get rib of them except if you throw them with money or an object that looks like a R5, think large bottle caps: works like a charm. 

But I am not going to bitch and moan about it, because we do that everyday. Don't tell me you have never swatted or chased them away like they have been infected with the black plague. I do it, your mom does it even your grandpa in his Datsun bakkie is guilty of it.

May 24, 2011

Let’s do the FAIL - Harold Camping

He is probably the biggest FAIL of this week without a doubt, if you are asking yourself who is Harold Camping, well readers it is the guy that said the world will end and the rapture will be on the 21st of May 2011…..Well it is already the 24th of May and still no end of the world in sight! Take a bow Mr Camping because you are in fact the biggest Failure of the week! Good One

May 23, 2011

I was ALMOST a victim of South African Crime, prevention is the key.

This is based on actual events that happened yesterday.

It was a mighty fine Sunday afternoon, so I decided to treat my girl for a day at the Zoo. We were driving to our destination and approximately 5minutes from it, I ended a call from my cell phone and all of a sudden there were two black hands on it from outside the window....

Some of you might have been in a similar situation as mine or will be someday, it is inevitable for us living in a country like South Africa. I am not always this negative about it but fuck that, I am fed up with this shit! But there are proper ways to prevent stuff like this from happening:

May 20, 2011

Friday is BABE day: Who likes guitars?

Another week has seen its ass and the lovely weekend is upon us. That only means one thing, it is the Almighty Babe day. This week's theme is all about the instruments which some girls are just so much better than us with, that is right people.  

Guitars, it can be with a normal one or the ones where we pretend we are high profile rock stars, Guitar Hero (which I suck badly at). Have a  great one my precious readers!

May 19, 2011

Recollections of a former 22 year old’s night:

I am writing this now because if I had to yesterday, my keyword would have been covered in Olmega and brandy.

As some of you know I had my party on Tuesday the 17th of May, and how epic was it. I can still feel the alcohol flowing through my veins as I am typing this. Back to the start, where it all began. My dearest mom took me out for Sushi and beer in the morning, that was the first of many alcoholic refreshments to come.

May 16, 2011

Friday WAS Babe day

It is a bit late my readers I know that, but due to unforseen circumstances my beloved blog was offline the whole damn Friday.

So here it goes, it just does not pack the same punch as a Friday afternoon, but better late than never. Last week's theme was Latina's courtesy of Dylan. So feast your eyes on the ladies of the countries we wish we were all from.

Think before you write

How important is grammar, it can make or break a sentence. I know a lot of people don’t give a hell about it, but I do because it means how educated are you or if you know how to use the check spelling tool on your device.

 I am not talking about the spelling when you write to your Liefie or Gawie on your Blackberry, that can pass for any kind of writing because it is usually consists of, “Bbe e sa ltr jo si, wnt e t bsg mt m wrk or hud? dnt knw wht t do 2nght, thy r gon out bt I rly nt in d mood fr anythn.”

May 11, 2011

Eye Candy Eva Mendes

Eva Mendes (born March 5, 1974) is an American actress and model.

She began acting in the late 1990s, and after a series of minor roles and performances in several smaller films such as Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (1998) and Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000), she broke into the mainstream, appearing in leading roles in Hollywood releases, such as Training Day (2001); 2 Fast 2 Furious, Once Upon a Time in Mexico and Stuck on You (all 2003); Hitch (2005); Ghost Rider and We Own the Night (both 2007); The Spirit (2008); Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2009); The Other Guys.

May 10, 2011

Welcome to FAIL Tuesday

This day every week shall be known forth as Fail Tuesday, where I will be putting on the best fail pictures and videos. It will not be themed like Babe Friday but I will rather be spoiling your eye balls with the best fails you have ever seen. It will be anything ranging from idiotic people to camels doing what we all love others to do….FAIL!

I demand more Zombies

I demand more zombies, they are really the most awesome things in the world, except if they bite your hand or devour you’re already removed by force kidneys. I would love for more zombie movies to come out because they are what I like in a movie, no romance, a bit of comic relief and a lot of violence (no pain, no gain). But you know what would really be the bomb, if there was an outbreak like in the films, it would be chaos and shit everywhere. What was once your workplace is now turned into an undead birth chamber and your house a zombie fuck fest.

May 6, 2011

Friday is BABE day

Well hello there, it the start of the weekend people. And a day filled with babes, in lingerie as well! I got a few other ideas for today's theme, the weirdest one has probably got to be, Albino (nice Jarod). Who in this world would want to see "white" girls like that, never mind!  

 Also got a few interesting ones that really seemed like a great idea, namely girls with power tools and military babes that I will use in the future, but back to the lingerie (sexiest underwear in the universe, nothing hotter than seeing a bum in hot pants)!

The big C word, you knew it was coming

Lying deceiving and being cunning that is how people describe others that are being dishonest towards them. I'm talking about the big C, if you don't know what I am talking about, it's the C in the big R....Its cheating in a relationship. It has affected some of us, more so than others.

You know the feeling that you get when you find out, anger, pain, agony and just the moment when you just want to punch the shit out of something. Let's face it, it fucking sucks to be cheated on, but the worst has got to be cheated on, I mean really, you waking up with them screwing on you (that would be really weird and awkward for me personally).  I have experienced it both ways, and not one of them came out right, utterly kak. I promise you, nothing good comes of it. 

May 5, 2011

Have you ever felt the same as everyone else?

I know the feeling, it feels like you are not different to anyone else. It feels like you a direct copy of the person next to you in a routine that continues everyday exactly the same. It’s a little bit true because how can there not be a person in the world that is not thinking about the same stuff as you and also doing a kak job like you. Good news is that there is absolutely no one that looks like you, maybe a close resemblance, but I bet you that he doesn’t have that big zit on his forehead that makes you look like you are from India or that birth mark that some people still mistake as crap on your leg.

But my point is, be glad you are from a country where everyone (I mean male and female) does not look almost the same like these poor folks.

Bush VS Obama

So this Osama Bin Laden thing is actually quite huge because overseas news people are still going on about the story, if he is really dead and why is he dumped in the ocean. People are so damn skeptic about certain things which really is not the point of this whole post, the point I want to make is about Bush. No not that Bush (get your mind out of the gutter), I am talking about Meneer George W. Bush. He basically started this whole war on terror; Obama just took over where he left off. So just to pay tribute to the man that was the previous president of the US and A. I have put in this awesome clip showing his brilliance and knowledge of the world.

May 4, 2011

Eye Candy Gemma Atkinson

Gemma Louise Atkinson (born 15 November 1984 in Bury, Greater Manchester) is an English actress, television personality and glamour and lingerie model.

Atkinson rose to fame playing Lisa Hunter on the teenage soap opera Hollyoaks.

Atkinson made her debut video game appearance in Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 (2008) in the role of Lt. Eva McKenna, which she reprised in Command & Conquer Red Alert 3: Uprising (2009).

Gemma Atkinson has appeared as a contestant on reality TV series such as I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! and Celebrity Weakest Link in December 2006.

Here is the mind boggler for all the readers, she is the daughter of the one and only MR BEAN….Rowan Atkinson. Weird ey?

Osama is dead, joy to the world....

Osama Bin Laden is dead and now all the attention from the Royal wedding is now shifted to the dead terrorist, now queue all the funny jokes. 

May 3, 2011

I was lost

Getting lost sucks, we all done it countless times and still keep on doing it and probably will keep on doing it till the day we die. Some people are so “rigting befok” they will probably miss the bright white light when they die and end up in Baberton's butchery. I got lost this weekend on the way to a little kid’s party and holy shit, were we lost. We were at that point where shouting and swearing in your mind was a thing of the past, we were at the moment where you just think to yourself  “Fuck me”, and to top it all off, we drove past the house twice. And the best part was yet to come, it was a pirate party so of course there were decorations on the gate, how we missed it twice is beyond me.

Apr 29, 2011

Friday is BABE day

Its Friday and a cold one also, not that I am complaining because I really am a bigger fan of the Winter than Summer. Just because it is so much better spooning in the winter and you really have to make a effort at hot sweaty sex.

Getting back to the subject of Babe day, I thought it be appropriate to get something involved with the sea because we are saying goodbye to our good friend Mr. Summer. What better way than girls doing what some guys, namely me can’t do at all, Surfing. Whether it is on a surf board, holding one or just posing next to one, you can’t deny the hotness. And as you will notice, babe surfing is all about the ASS!

Apr 28, 2011

Been sick, done that, on a long weekend

I love public holidays, just for the fact that I can be extremely lazy and not do anything productive at all. This year was different though, I was sick so that meant no going out, no partying and no being out of bed for more than 30 minutes. It was dreadful to say the least, and what was usually sunshine around me was reduced to rain and medicine. I know a lot of people had the flu this past couple of days, making their houses look more like the zombie apocalypse hit than anything else. But like life, when there is a shitty situation there has to be a bit of good somewhere. Mine was not something, rather someone, I had a nurse to help me through my sickness (see article on why being single sucks, one of the perks of being in a relationship), yes I was nursed back to health by my girlfriend. The only thing that could of made it better would have been a skimpy hot nurse outfit to accompany her but alas it was not, but all the love and caring definitely helped me to get better soon and back on my feet.

Apr 26, 2011

I want Speedboat

I was a good boy so far this year so hopefully Santa will bring me this for Christmas, screw the Playstation and samurai swords. Real manliness is in speedboats that can move at the speed of sound and make impossible turns at high speeds. My first words after the video started was, how the fuck is this guy doing it and how fun would it be to navigate this baby? 

Eye Candy Elisha Cuthbert

Feels like I haven’t done a post in ages, it probably has been way to long since I made any of you smile. Excuse me for my absence but I was a bit on the sick side, so today I will try to do a few things to make up for lost time.

I will be trying to get a video and a eye candy in for today because tomorrow is a public holiday yet again so nowhere near a computer for me.

Apr 22, 2011

Why Ed is there no posts this week?

As most of you probably have noticed there has not been a update or a post since Friday last week, the plain simple reason is that I am not feeling all that good. I have come down with the evil flu, and have not been at my best for the past week. But don't fear, I will be trying to get a few posts in on the weekend. So keep your eyes peeled and remember to go crazy this weekend, because the only drinking I will do is Vitamin C and Cough Syrup.

Apr 15, 2011

Friday is BABE day

It is that time of the week again people and what makes it a lot more special than usual, it is CLEAVAGE day! The bad news is I will not be doing an in depth look into the wonderful world of cleavages, but will stick to a topic, because every blog is doing their cleavage thing today. I will be looking into the ladies who bends more in front of you than your girlfriend, the SEXY NURSES.  

Sorry Lesley and Chad, chicks on rollercoasters are quite hard to find.

Why some guys don't belong in the kitchen

I know I am not the best cook in the world or the best person to be around in a kitchen, because I get more in the way than anything else and burn a lot of things. But I would like to say I do make a mean batch of 2 minute noodles or eggs on toast. But this guy in this video has got to be one of the dumbest in the world, a lot of girls will probably be watching this and thinking: “that is my guy without me right now”.

Apr 14, 2011

Why being single is not all that great

Being single is really not all that awesome like some people make it out to be, you do sometimes have that freedom that whipped guys dream about. I have been there and done that, but when you in a good relationship those things don’t affect you like when you in a bad relationshit.

Everyone has had their fair share in horrible partners, the one’s where you say to yourself afterwards, what the hell was going through my mind?! The one where you were never good enough for them but when you leave them, they say you are the best thing that he/she will lose.

Apr 13, 2011

Eye Candy Megan Fox

After a few requests of different eye candy babes from people, I decided on Mrs. Megan Denise Fox. She is the only reason why some people watched the Transformer movies, that moment where she bends over that yellow car in the sunset has got the be one of the finest moments in movie history.

Unfortunately she is married lads, apparently has the sex drive of a teenage guy (lucky bastard) and openly said she supports the legalization of marijuana.

Dance, Friend or Foe Part 2

To continue my dancing debate of yesterday's post, I did not say all I wanted to. Another factor that makes everyone think they can dance like champions has to be alcohol. It makes you win or lose, but mostly lose very badly.

Apr 12, 2011

Dance, Friend or Foe

Its Friday afternoon, you get to your house or flat! Kick off your work shoes, get your party boots and throw that tie as far as you can, put on some good music and get a ice cold beer out of the fridge. You call your “pelle” and tune them what the plans are for tonight, basically it would include a whole lot of partying and the occasional stop at BP for “padkos”.

You get to the bar which is usually packed with a lot of similar minded people like you, just wanting a few drinks, shots and good times, but wait, there is no one here at all. The bar looks deserted and drinks aren’t flowing the way they did last weekend. Did you miss something, is Fokofpolisiekar playing nearby or didn’t you get an invite to the biggest party ever?!

After a while of trying to make this funeral work, some bright spark gets the idea of going to a club….

Apr 11, 2011

Very bad parents

How could people just stand and watch this kid play with the snake, it may be milked ( that means no poison ) but still, very irresponsible. Worst of all it could be the kid's parents cheering the little midget on. Don't know about you but there is no way in hell I would come close to such a big cobra being pissed.

I am also kind of curious to what happend after it went around her neck?

(Thanks Zohan)

Apr 8, 2011

Friday is BABE day

It is that time again, where the week has taken its toll on us and we feel exhausted and punished.

The weekend could not of come at a better time and to top it all off, these ladies are here for your viewing pleasure ( sounds like I am introducing some random strippers ).

This week’s fun topic is what every boy in school loved, that sexy teacher with the smoking hot body. If you didn’t have one I feel sorry for you and you missed out on quite a lot. In anyway, enjoy the weekend and don’t do anything stupid people.