Nov 25, 2010

This is how drunk you must get when you party, see piss stains under the guy in the red pants


Traffic... I hate it, you hate it everyone hates it!

I was sitting in traffic for 2 hours today on a 10km drive....holy shit, can we not get someone in our shitty goverment to sort out this shit? The main culprits are these asshole taxi drivers ,they are the scum of the earth, they cause the accidents and fuck ups!

And yet nobody in the goverment is blaming them, they are ranting about the upgrading of the road system, excuse me but I have never seen any roads remotely close to being finished around Gauteng. Shit even the guy on the radio said avoid any roads, it's a joke really!

And we can also blame the bad drivers, how many of these fools have VALID licences. I said valid for a reason cause it is so easy to buy one next to the road, hell you can even buy a pilot licence in Marabastad! I have seen it with my own eyes, bought one for R249.99, it was on a weekend special, I know what you probably thinking....Score!

This is exactly why I think Will Ferrel is the coolest dude out there!!

Nov 18, 2010

In Honour of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On Pick n' Pay's peanuts
-- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)


On Clicks
Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)


On a Woolworths Bread Pudding

"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)


On a Clicks hair dryer
- Do not use while sleeping.

(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)


On a bag of Simba Chips

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary!
Details inside.

(the shoplifter special?)


On a bar of Dove soap -

"Directions: Use like regular soap."

(and that would be???....)


On some Checkers frozen dinners -

"Serving suggestion: Defrost."

(please note that it's just a suggestion.)


On the packaging of a Rowenta iron -

"Don't iron clothes on body."

(but wouldn't this save me time?)


On Nytol Sleep Aid
-- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(..I'm taking this because???....)


On some brands of Christmas lights of Eastern origin
"For indoor or outdoor use only."

(As opposed to what?)


On a Japanese food processor:

"Not to be used for the other use."

(Now, somebody out there, please help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)


Instructions on a SA Airways packet of peanuts
[1] Open packet;
[2] Eat nuts.
(Step 3: say what?)


On a child's Superman costume:

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

(Don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)


On a German chainsaw ..

"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On Woolworth's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on the bottom)
"Do not turn upside down."

(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

MK MVP : Jack Parow - Tussen Stasies

Nov 11, 2010

Worst South African singers

You get the bad, you get the horrible and the you get the plain fucking assholes! They might be nice people but fuck it, their music sucks donkey cock! In no particular order.

12.Juanita Du Plessis aka "thats a huge bitch" ! She sings kak, she wants to fuck penguin's(according to Wat Kyk jy ska rumba means seksuele omgang met 'n pikkewyn in Polish or something)

Nov 10, 2010

When teenage sex goes bad!

The Friends

Everyone has buddies, bra's, homies or just  foken pelle, but they all in different categories, they all play a role in jou opvoeding.

First of you get the guy that gets doosdronk every time you kuier or see him! he has got a endless supply of money, not neccesarily working for it but getting it from his dad or mom, he calls girls bitches wat wil naai and loves in plain words to fuck! he is the guy where you say, where the fuck is he , the next morning!

Gang rape in schools

This new story about gr8, fucking boys raping a poor girl in school time in the field, I'm fucking sorry but this is the parents fault and also the teachers, why?

Cuz where the hell is the gates around the school, when I was in school it was like fokken pollsmoor prison,no I was not in boys town!

In a random school just like the one mentioned in the story! The parents....not judging but can you not realise that your child wants to rape something, and don't give me the shit of they were alone and had no friends, there were ten of the assholes, I really feel for this girl, her whole life is ruined with that video!!

Throw these assholes in prison, just to get raped for one day, maybe I'm harsh but I got absolutely no respect for rapist!! They are the scum of the earth!

Julius malema

Is he the biggest doos in South africa!

No he isn't, he is the biggest Twit in the world, cuz apparently him and his asshole of followers namely the ANCYL wants to shut down twitter!
Can you be more fucking of a cunt? Yes he can, why you ask, cause he failed woodwork in matric......find it hard to believe cuz his head is made of wood!

I feel so fucking sorry for the young people he gets under his wing, they will become mind fucked by this moron's stupid rants, well guess what South africa say hello to your next president , cause no one has the balls to stand up to him, not even the great Mandela, zuma is to busy with his balls somewhere else to notice this doos!

But hey look on the bright side, he can't get more dumb!

Even dogs are into porn these days

This has got to be the weirdest fucking sign in the world! but it is stil awesome! who would not eat waffles and sunbathe nude

So tipical South african cuz nobody wants to listen to shit!