I was a good boy so far this year so hopefully Santa will bring me this for Christmas, screw the Playstation and samurai swords. Real manliness is in speedboats that can move at the speed of sound and make impossible turns at high speeds. My first words after the video started was, how the fuck is this guy doing it and how fun would it be to navigate this baby?
I would probably kill myself or cause mayor bodily harm to myself and others around me if someone put me in charge of such a machine, so if you see me in the driver’s seat in a big ass speedboat, MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY!!
This is what presents is all about, girlfriend take note: