Eye Candy - Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook born on 23 November 1979 is an English model, actress, television presenter and Playboy model.

 (1979-11-23)

Brook started modeling at 16 after winning a beauty competition, she also topped the FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World list in 2005, which was said to have polled 15 million people and appearing in this list every year since 1998.

In February 2011, Brook posed nude for Exhibition magazine smeared in lipstick.

Brook had a leading role in the horror comedy remake Piranha 3-D. If you haven’t seen it, do yourself a favor and watch it. Horror, comedy, violence and nude babes are the best including a very interesting skinny dipping scene…

This makes me giggle like a school girl

I love these random videos that just makes my day, you have to put the volume full blast because the sound effects are too good not to hear damn loud.

Oppikoppi confirms The Used

 

So Oppikoppi confirmed the Used but shortly after they announced that Chevelle are not coming to South Africa for the festival, personally it suits me more because I am in fact not very fond of Chevelle. The Used are one of those bands that I listened to in High School with Sum41, so this will be like a High School reunion for me, listening to bands I admired when I was still a teenager. But in my wildest thoughts I would never have thought I would see them live, and in South Africa.

How to get fired on your own terms

* Please don’t follow these steps if you like your job and making a killing, I will not be held responsible for any costs that could occur or maintenance of your kids.

Some of us had those where you hate your job so much and just want to take a crap on your boss’s desk (don’t do that, you will get arrested for public indecency)

Friday is BABE day - Glasses are hot

I have always been a fan of babes in glasses, remember in school where the nerdy girls always were the odd ones out and nobody wanted to talk to them.

Guess what, they grew up, got some great curves, lost the braces, exercised and is probably makes more money than you. Let’s all have a moment for them, cause goss! They are hot and they look always so naughty when they tilt the glasses forward with their fingers with a seductive look in the eyes…. ‘Stop daydreaming Ed and post the pictures already’

 

Passion Killers

I hate those, really I do. When everything is going fine and then all of a sudden your world falls to pieces. Don't know if you will feel the same but look and judge for yourself, I especially think the second one is the best because it is real.

Eye Candy - Iga Wyrwal

Iga Wyrwal was born 20 February 1989 and is also known as Eva or Eve. She was born in Kalisz, Poland.

In 2008, she was signed as a cover girl for Nuts magazine. She was introduced in April of that year as "the sexiest new babe in Britain", and later that month was ranked first in the magazine's "100 Sexiest Topless Babes 2008" list.

Wyrwał has appeared in men's magazines topless including Playboy, Nuts and Loaded.

In December 2009, Wyrwał announced that she was pregnant and would be taking a hiatus, to date she has not yet returned to modeling, insert sad face here.


Well either way, let’s bask in a former glamour model’s pictures

Ryan Dunn, dead or alive?

Jackass star Ryan Dunn died on Monday morning in a car crash in Pennsylvania at the age of 34.
The news was confirmed by April Margera.
Dunn and another passenger died in a 03:00 crash in his Porsche 911 GT3 on Route 322 in West Goshen Township, Pennsylvania. 

Hours before his accident he posted this photo on his Twitter profile, which shows him drinking with two friends.

Oom Vetkoek Died

If you haven't heard it yet, Oom Zack du Plessis has died at the age of 62.

Friday is BABE day - Do you like tattoo's?

I thought about a really cool theme, and this is what I came up with. Almost everyone loves tattoos, but does everyone like a girl covered in them? 

I am not a fan of inked head to toe but the occasional ink does not bother me, I do not prefer it on a girl but these photos makes it look so cool. With all these pictures of the ink, I am contemplating of getting my own, got no idea what I want or where to go but definitely not getting it when I am drunk or at Oppikoppi because that wont end well.

2 Guys trying to scare their buddy

Stumbled upon this when I was looking at some random movies about Lizard people, don't ask why I was looking at Lizard people... But check this clip of one of the coolest videos on Youtube

Eye Candy – Jessica Alba

Jessica Marie Alba is a television and film actress, she started acting at the tender young age of 13. She appeared in movies such as Honey, Fantastic Four, Into the blue and Sin City. She was also cast in the lead role of the television series, Dark Angel.

She also featured on the cover of Playboy but never in the magazine itself which is a shame.
Some really bizarre facts about her is that in her early life she constantly went into hospital more than usual, her lungs collapsed twice, had pneumonia 4-5 times a year and still has asthma. You probably didn’t know that, me neither.

Alba is the only woman who has made the Maxim Magazine Hot 100 list in all the years it was published; from 2000 to 2011.
Enough facts about her, lets bask in her beauty for a while and admire one of the hottest Latina’s in the world.

How to survive the winter my way:

It is cold and everyone is complaining on how shit the weather is, and there is no getting away from it unless you move to some desert African country for the next few months which I don’t recommend unless you like hunting for your food.

Man beaten to death because of xenophobia

This is probably one of the most upsetting video clips from South Africa ever, a 26 year old man was beaten to death in Diepsloot, Johannesburg. A mob repeatedly threw him with bricks and a unknown man destroyed his face with a wooden plank, he was still alive when it happened.

His crime was that he was from Zimbabwe......

This has put South Africa yet again in a bad light internationally, and therefore having a negetive impact on our society.

This may upset sensitive viewers

Friday is BABE day - Go Old School

Fuck it is cold, sorry had to get that out of the way before I can say anything regarding the delicious babes I have in store for the lads.

 I really enjoyed those black and white pictures from last week so I decided on my own that I am doing it no matter what. If you like it or not, it really doesn’t bother me at all. But if you do then you just went a notch up in my book.

What I have noticed though is that most of these photos are all about the ass, and being an ass man myself I thought it was spectacular. So without further ado, here are the best black and white pictures I have for the faithful.

Oppikoppi That's how we roll

Absolutely loving this picture (courtesy of Stephen Mogapi Rapula ), its what Oppikoppi is all about and what makes it the premier music festival in South Africa and dare I say the world.

What I see is a good time, dust and alcohol in this picture! Nothing less than amazing and it makes me even more excited to get down and dirty with the Koppi.

How does 13 get injured on a blow-up slide that goes airborne?

Exactly like this, which is actually quite frightening because when I was a kid I loved these things. Good thing I am older and only play on these things when the hard liquor is flowing.

Eye Candy - Kim Kardashian

Kimberly Noel "Kim" Kardashian is an American Celebrity. Her fame started with her sex tape with former boyfriend and rapper Ray J (twice in a row that an Eye Candy Babe is involved in a sex tape, see Keeley Hazell ) because no one knew her before that alleged tape. 

Her E! Reality series “Keeping up with the Kardashians” also increased her popularity around the world. 

She also appeared in the spin off “Disaster Movie” with a small role, which looks to be the norm amongst hot babes. She posed nude for Playboy in 2007 and appeared in a few lad magazines namely FHM and Maxim. 

So if you are a super hot babe and want to make it big follow these easy steps;

-Record a sex tape

-Star in a crap flick, think Epic movie, Disaster movie or any straight to DVD film

-Pose nude for Playboy

-Get a reality series which shows how dumb and superficial you are.

BOOM! There you go, fame and riches galore.

Unfortunately she is engaged and is getting hitched in this year for all the eager guys thinking of getting lucky with her.

FAIL Tuesday; Do you know this thief by any chance?

A stolen Macbook has taken pictures of its “new” owner for the world to see.

The man in the picture permanently borrowed a Mr. Gerry Greyling’s laptop on the 21^st of April 2011 from his office.

The DJ (Leon Botha) who appeared in Die Antwoord's Enter the Ninja music video has died

Leon Botha died at the age of 26 from Progeria on Sunday, he was believed to be the oldest person with this condition.

Christmas Wish List - Ipod Underwear

I want these awesome gadgets, they will benefit me and my missus. I don’t know if they are outdated or if I just never saw them earlier but they caught my eye now. Take the first one for example, Ipod panties...it really doesn’t get any better than that. Remove them while listening to some great music can get anybody in the mood for some good old loving.

Friday is BABE day-Are you tied up?

What a theme for this week? Weird fetish that I have not yet gotten into and probably never will, but none the less. It’s all leather and bondage for your afternoon delight my faithful readers. So if you are planning on an Amsterdam trip in the near future, be prepared for a lot of these things among others. 

Just to make a point regarding these pictures, I dig the black and white photos, they look really awesome.

What can go wrong

I got this video sent to me this morning, and it portrays exactly on how a prank can turn horribly wrong, don’t know if it is real or not. But to me it looks quite realistic to say the least. Poor girl for being a victim of a simple joke turning out in a bad way.

Christmas Wish List - Big Ford Truck

I need one of these, no more stuck in traffic and no more idiotic taxi drivers cutting in front of me. I will be doing the cutting into them without worrying about a thing. The downside is that I will probably have to start saving 5 years ago or marry a millionaire’s ugly daughter to have one of these in my garage.

Eye Candy - Carmen Electra

Tara Leigh Patrick also known as Carmen Electra (I bet you didn’t know that). She became famous for her appearances in Playboy magazine and her role next to the Hoff in Baywatch.

Electra was featured in Playboy four more times and made a few covers of this very popular magazine.

Electra has appeared in films such as Scary Movie, Meet the Spartans, Date Movie, Epic Movie, Disaster Movies (yes she like spin-off flicks) and Starsky and Hutch to name a few. She also appeared in a Bloodhound Gang music video called "The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope."

Last fact of this beautiful lady before the eye candy gets rolling, she has a thing for rockers, so if you can play any instrument good. Try to get hold of her to get a shot at fame and her body. Not a bad combo at all.

How to drink beer properly

If I could drink a beer like that, I would definitely not drink and drive. For the plain and simple reason, that I would cause an accident and die a horrible firey death.

But what I like more about this video clip than the actual guy downing the beer is his friend’s facial expression next to him, that can only be described as magical!