Fresh from the shower, a woman standing in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small..
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toiletpaper and rub it between them for a few seconds.
'Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands infront of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. 'How long will this take?' she asked. They will grow larger over a period of years,' the husband replies. She stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' she asked .
Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?