I want 2 live my next life fucken backwards:
U start dead& get that out of d way.
Then u wake up in a old age home feelin better every damn day.
Later u get kicked out 4 being too healthy.
Enjoy ur retirement & collect that fucken pension.
U start work & get a gold watch on ur 1st day.
U work 40 yrs til ur too young 2 work.
Go 2 college, drink alcohol, party & enjoy life while having sex with countless girls.
Then u go 2 school, become a kid, play, have no shitty responsibilities.
U become a baby & then u spend ur last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap and then.. u finish off as a orgasm.I rest my case