This is what I'm craving! Would kill for a ice cold Castle!

This is how drunk you must get when you party, see piss stains under the guy in the red pants

Traffic

Traffic... I hate it, you hate it everyone hates it!

I was sitting in traffic for 2 hours today on a 10km drive....holy shit, can we not get someone in our shitty goverment to sort out this shit? The main culprits are these asshole taxi drivers ,they are the scum of the earth, they cause the accidents and fuck ups!

And yet nobody in the goverment is blaming them, they are ranting about the upgrading of the road system, excuse me but I have never seen any roads remotely close to being finished around Gauteng. Shit even the guy on the radio said avoid any roads, it's a joke really!

And we can also blame the bad drivers, how many of these fools have VALID licences. I said valid for a reason cause it is so easy to buy one next to the road, hell you can even buy a pilot licence in Marabastad! I have seen it with my own eyes, bought one for R249.99, it was on a weekend special, I know what you probably thinking....Score!

This is exactly why I think Will Ferrel is the coolest dude out there!!

In Honour of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On Pick n' Pay's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

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On Clicks Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."


(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

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On a Woolworths Bread Pudding

"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

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On a Clicks hair dryer - Do not use while sleeping.

(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

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On a bag of Simba Chips --

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary!
Details inside.

(the shoplifter special?)

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On a bar of Dove soap -

"Directions: Use like regular soap."

(and that would be???....)

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On some Checkers frozen dinners -

"Serving suggestion: Defrost."

(please note that it's just a suggestion.)

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On the packaging of a Rowenta iron -

"Don't iron clothes on body."

(but wouldn't this save me time?)

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On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(..I'm taking this because???....)

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On some brands of Christmas lights of Eastern origin:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."

(As opposed to what?)

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On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."

(Now, somebody out there, please help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

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Instructions on a SA Airways packet of peanuts -
[1] Open packet;
[2] Eat nuts.
(Step 3: say what?)



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On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

(Don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

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On a German chainsaw ..
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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On Woolworth's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom)
"Do not turn upside down."

(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

MK MVP : Jack Parow - Tussen Stasies