How to fail incredibly

Two clips, two dumb people, two reactions that they did not expect = A shitload of laughs for me

This makes me giggle like a school girl

I love these random videos that just makes my day, you have to put the volume full blast because the sound effects are too good not to hear damn loud.

Passion Killers

I hate those, really I do. When everything is going fine and then all of a sudden your world falls to pieces. Don't know if you will feel the same but look and judge for yourself, I especially think the second one is the best because it is real.

2 Guys trying to scare their buddy

Stumbled upon this when I was looking at some random movies about Lizard people, don't ask why I was looking at Lizard people... But check this clip of one of the coolest videos on Youtube

Man beaten to death because of xenophobia

This is probably one of the most upsetting video clips from South Africa ever, a 26 year old man was beaten to death in Diepsloot, Johannesburg. A mob repeatedly threw him with bricks and a unknown man destroyed his face with a wooden plank, he was still alive when it happened.

His crime was that he was from Zimbabwe......

This has put South Africa yet again in a bad light internationally, and therefore having a negetive impact on our society.

This may upset sensitive viewers

Oppikoppi That's how we roll

Absolutely loving this picture (courtesy of Stephen Mogapi Rapula ), its what Oppikoppi is all about and what makes it the premier music festival in South Africa and dare I say the world.

What I see is a good time, dust and alcohol in this picture! Nothing less than amazing and it makes me even more excited to get down and dirty with the Koppi.

How does 13 get injured on a blow-up slide that goes airborne?

Exactly like this, which is actually quite frightening because when I was a kid I loved these things. Good thing I am older and only play on these things when the hard liquor is flowing.

FAIL Tuesday; Do you know this thief by any chance?

A stolen Macbook has taken pictures of its “new” owner for the world to see.

The man in the picture permanently borrowed a Mr. Gerry Greyling’s laptop on the 21^st of April 2011 from his office.

The DJ (Leon Botha) who appeared in Die Antwoord's Enter the Ninja music video has died

Leon Botha died at the age of 26 from Progeria on Sunday, he was believed to be the oldest person with this condition.

What can go wrong

I got this video sent to me this morning, and it portrays exactly on how a prank can turn horribly wrong, don’t know if it is real or not. But to me it looks quite realistic to say the least. Poor girl for being a victim of a simple joke turning out in a bad way.

How to drink beer properly

If I could drink a beer like that, I would definitely not drink and drive. For the plain and simple reason, that I would cause an accident and die a horrible firey death.

But what I like more about this video clip than the actual guy downing the beer is his friend’s facial expression next to him, that can only be described as magical!

FAIL Tuesday - Collect your prize Schabir Shaik

The biggest failure of the week has to be Schabir Shaik, the "terminally ill" convicted criminal that is on death’s bed. Well he has been spotted by numerous people saying that he doens’t look ill at all, to put it in the most simple words: he is supposed to be in JAIL but he is NOT! 

Let’s do the FAIL - Harold Camping

He is probably the biggest FAIL of this week without a doubt, if you are asking yourself who is Harold Camping, well readers it is the guy that said the world will end and the rapture will be on the 21^st of May 2011…..Well it is already the 24^th of May and still no end of the world in sight! Take a bow Mr Camping because you are in fact the biggest Failure of the week! Good One

Think before you write

How important is grammar, it can make or break a sentence. I know a lot of people don’t give a hell about it, but I do because it means how educated are you or if you know how to use the check spelling tool on your device.

 I am not talking about the spelling when you write to your Liefie or Gawie on your Blackberry, that can pass for any kind of writing because it is usually consists of, “Bbe e sa ltr jo si, wnt e t bsg mt m wrk or hud? dnt knw wht t do 2nght, thy r gon out bt I rly nt in d mood fr anythn.”

Osama is dead, joy to the world....

Osama Bin Laden is dead and now all the attention from the Royal wedding is now shifted to the dead terrorist, now queue all the funny jokes. 

Why some guys don't belong in the kitchen

I know I am not the best cook in the world or the best person to be around in a kitchen, because I get more in the way than anything else and burn a lot of things. But I would like to say I do make a mean batch of 2 minute noodles or eggs on toast. But this guy in this video has got to be one of the dumbest in the world, a lot of girls will probably be watching this and thinking: “that is my guy without me right now”.

Very bad parents

How could people just stand and watch this kid play with the snake, it may be milked ( that means no poison ) but still, very irresponsible. Worst of all it could be the kid's parents cheering the little midget on. Don't know about you but there is no way in hell I would come close to such a big cobra being pissed.

I am also kind of curious to what happend after it went around her neck?

(Thanks Zohan)

Petrol price is expected to rise with 65 cents

Petrol price is expected to rise by another 65 cents next month. 

I strongly recommend that you read this carefully and start  looking for cheaper transport now……

I am going for Onkisakae because I want the tree as well

Dolphin trying to hump a woman, weird!?

So looks like this is the week of animals doing random stuff, it's a dolphin, apparently one of the smartest animals having himself a ball with a lady.

It is funny and same time disturbing because I have honestly never seen a dolphin do this.

Please explain how is this possible.

Like really what the fuck is going on here, it is a goat with a monkey on it's back doing a "high rope". And to top it off , the monkey does a handstand on the goat. Are animals secretly freakish gymnasts?!