Oppikoppi confirms The Used

 

So Oppikoppi confirmed the Used but shortly after they announced that Chevelle are not coming to South Africa for the festival, personally it suits me more because I am in fact not very fond of Chevelle. The Used are one of those bands that I listened to in High School with Sum41, so this will be like a High School reunion for me, listening to bands I admired when I was still a teenager. But in my wildest thoughts I would never have thought I would see them live, and in South Africa.

Ryan Dunn, dead or alive?

Jackass star Ryan Dunn died on Monday morning in a car crash in Pennsylvania at the age of 34.
The news was confirmed by April Margera.
Dunn and another passenger died in a 03:00 crash in his Porsche 911 GT3 on Route 322 in West Goshen Township, Pennsylvania. 

Hours before his accident he posted this photo on his Twitter profile, which shows him drinking with two friends.

Oom Vetkoek Died

If you haven't heard it yet, Oom Zack du Plessis has died at the age of 62.

Man beaten to death because of xenophobia

This is probably one of the most upsetting video clips from South Africa ever, a 26 year old man was beaten to death in Diepsloot, Johannesburg. A mob repeatedly threw him with bricks and a unknown man destroyed his face with a wooden plank, he was still alive when it happened.

His crime was that he was from Zimbabwe......

This has put South Africa yet again in a bad light internationally, and therefore having a negetive impact on our society.

This may upset sensitive viewers

How does 13 get injured on a blow-up slide that goes airborne?

Exactly like this, which is actually quite frightening because when I was a kid I loved these things. Good thing I am older and only play on these things when the hard liquor is flowing.

The DJ (Leon Botha) who appeared in Die Antwoord's Enter the Ninja music video has died

Leon Botha died at the age of 26 from Progeria on Sunday, he was believed to be the oldest person with this condition.

Christmas Wish List - Ipod Underwear

I want these awesome gadgets, they will benefit me and my missus. I don’t know if they are outdated or if I just never saw them earlier but they caught my eye now. Take the first one for example, Ipod panties...it really doesn’t get any better than that. Remove them while listening to some great music can get anybody in the mood for some good old loving.

Christmas Wish List - Big Ford Truck

I need one of these, no more stuck in traffic and no more idiotic taxi drivers cutting in front of me. I will be doing the cutting into them without worrying about a thing. The downside is that I will probably have to start saving 5 years ago or marry a millionaire’s ugly daughter to have one of these in my garage.

Lady Gaga-Are you serious?

What is up with this woman, her wardrobe consists of the most absurd and weird things. It will not surprise me if she has a fridge or a small butchery in her closet because where the hell does she come up with all her fashion ideas. I have also read somewhere that she doesn’t wear the same thing twice (not sure if it is entirely true), personally I don’t blame her cause meat and plants don’t stay fresh forever, they rot some or other time.

And all these rumors that she is the Antichrist, the devil’s right hand is so funny. Story is that she apparently sold her soul to him in exchange for a shot at fame. If this is true then the Jonas Brothers, Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus are so screwed for eternity. Seriously who believes that she is going to take over the world?!

Check Out - Oppikoppi Unknown Brother Prepare yourself!

You read it and now it is time to prepare for the premier music festival in South Africa where the 3 days of chaos and dust separate the iron livers from the virgins. The Oppikoppi farm is allocated inside Northam in the bush where all hell will break lose. 

This year’s theme is Unknown Brother and it will not let you down in any way. What you can expect is a lot of drinking, sex in uncomfortable places, sunburn, frostbite in your toes, dust everywhere, wandering drunk alone in the dark, delicious Shwarma’s, Francios van Coke, cold showers, thorns in every finger, friends trying to funnel every alcohol drink in your campsite, stumbling around for wood, penis shaped drawings on your car window, missing half of the music acts, losing your buddies every 5 minutes, Black Label, passing out next to your tent, tequila shot glasses around your neck, broken danger tape and in plain words, a rocking good time.

A little something to spice up the bedroom

Introducing the Karmasheetra

Wonder if this will really help your bedroom antics?

Looks like it could be fun.

The real "UP" house

Some people have got a lot of time and money on their hands doing such a thing.

If you haven't seen the movie Up, it is about a old guy that flew a house with balloons....it is not that bad.

National Geographic did their own little experiment on the 5th of March 2011 and it will air on tv later in the year about their self made "UP" house that actaully flies.

It had 300 weather balloons carrying it up to 10,000 feet for one hour from a American airport.

They even had their own "Russel" at the the event.

If you didn't say "Aaaahhhhhhh" when you saw this picture, there must be something wrong with your cute detector.

Quake and Tsunami hits Japan

A 8.9 Magnitude Earthqueake hit Japan and caused mayor damage. A Tsunami also swept through the Japanese coast

Want a little bit more from Macdonalds?

I personaly craved for a little something different when I got at the drive through at Mcd's the other day.We all mostly order the same stuff, Macfeast Deluxe or a Big Mac is usually the norm.

Imagine maybe something a tad different, Pasta or a Shrimp burger at Macdonalds, even a beer would be extraordinary.What follows now is a few pics and descriptions of what other people eat daily at your favourite fast food joint around the world:

McSpaghetti. Spaghetti noodles served in sweet tomato-based sauce.

McPizza, it's a standard pan size with tomato basting.

Meet the Chicken strip porridge

In Asia, you can order up a McHotdog Mega Breakfast Sausage.

 

 

Onion rings in Europe

Sausage and egg pasta

Mcshrimp burger in Hong Kong

Beer is sold in Germany 

A Fish wrap with Wasabi

A Chicken Big Mac

And lastly we get rice burgers from the Middle East

Enjoy variety

The most sequels for movies ever in 2011

So this is the year of sequels and prequels, there is a crap load of the stuff coming out this year.

Some of the stuff I am quite excited about and other movies not so much.

There is a total of 27 sequels coming out in 2011, the most ever.

Here is a list of the yeah's, nah's and stuff I have to make up my mind about.

YEAH'S:
The Hangover Part II
Piranha 3DD
Sherlock Holmes 2
Paranormal Activity 3

Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Scream 4
Final Destination 5
X-Men: First Class
Kung Fu Panda 2




NAH'S :

Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2: Rodrick Rules
Happy Feet 2
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
Madea's Big Happy Family
Spy Kids 4: All the Time in the World
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn (Part One)
Puss in Boots
Winnie the Pooh
The Muppets, Rise of the Apes

STUFF I DON'T KNOW: 
Cars 2
Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil
Johnny English Reborn
Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol
Fast Five
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two
The Thing

10 Crappest Movies Ever!

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You get the shit, the horrible and down right fucken stupid movies,  the intro is not even finished and you are already thinking to yourself “please let me die now and spare the torture that I am about to endure”.

Here is a list of my personal worst movies ever made, there is some of you that will think I am crazy and stubborn for selecting the list but fuck it, I don’t care.

10.Anaconda 3

What a shitty attempt to make a sequel to one of the funniest movies ever, The Hoff plays in it so you automatically think Baywatch as soon as you see his trademark hairdo. The CGI is utterly kak with no story line what so ever, truly a crap cinematic experience!

9.Avatar

Yes I don’t like the movie at all, it was way to long to watch and big blue people is not my thing. The animation was very good and I need to give credit where it is due, but it just didn’t keep me interested past the hour mark anymore, so sorry Avatar.

8.Jonah Hex

Extremely thin storyline with one of the worst acting ever by Megan Fox, she is one hot model but a weak actress, this movie portrayed it perfectly. The whole thing honestly didn’t make any sense at all.

7.Meet the Spartans

Wow, beyond shit and made the spoofing so boring that it actually hurt to watch the movie. It is beyond me that this script( or lack thereof ) saw daylight. Made hardcore Spartans look like homophobic idiots.

6.Spice World

The once so popular Spice Girls to many teens made a movie in which they showed to world how dumb and obnoxious they are, you get the point.

5.Little Fockers

Watched it recently and didn’t even finish watching it, how can such a awesome cast like the great Robert de Niro, Ben Stiller , Dustin Hoffman and Owen Wilson fuck it up so badly, I blame the crap franchise that is Meet the Parents on this one.

4.All the “movie” movies

Since Scary Movie 2 this absolute rubbish has been popping up like little black kids in the Brangelina house, it has been a shit fest ever since. Horrible acting and dumb jokes falling flat is what comes to mind when I see Epic , Disaster and Date Movie.

Special Mention.Vampires Suck

Rubbish rubbish rubbish , that is what it is. A piece of crap is more valuable than this lame attempt at a movie.How could a person enjoy this, I know it makes fun of the overly hyped Twilight series but damn , they could have done so much better.

3.Spiderman Series

What was once the coolest of the cool is now turned to a nerdy looking guy that cries a lot, the directors made Spiderman cry…..who does that! He is a superhero, they should not prance around with tissues on them and fight crime! Shame on you guys!

2.Sex and the City

I have never watched it in my whole life and I doubt I will ever, it is the story of ( I think ) 4 fugly middle aged woman looking for sex , has a shit load of money and clothes….Why on earth would you make a movie of that is beyond me?

1.Insert your own movie here

Yes readers, this is for your own to decide because no one’s taste is the same and preferences differ from one another, but if I had to choose a movie it would be none other than the Twilight series. I don’t like the actors , the storyline and the degrading of awesome  mythical creatures such as vampires and werewolves to such a extent that you could of easily mistaken it for a High School Musical episode.

But to each his own!

Ed

Sex Theme Park-JEJU Love land

In 2002, 20 graduates of Seoul's premiere university for fine arts and design, Hongik University, began creating sculptures for Loveland. And wow, what sculptures!

A larger-than-life bronze woman in the throes of self-induced ecstasy, a giant green hand with one finger slipped into a protruding opening, and of course more erect phalluses than any gay porn movie set.

Two years later, Jeju Loveland opened, showcasing in total 140 works of very not-safe-for-work art in a space about the size of two soccer fields.

There are also monthly exhibitions featuring various Korean artists held in the exhibition hall, along with live models, photographic and sex-toy exhibitions and film showings.

And of course like any good park, Loveland has two mascots: Bulkkeuni, a walking phallus with yellow mittens and Ssaekkeuni, a vagina dressed in a big, floppy hat with a bow. Altogether, it all makes for a giggle-inducing experience.

This is fucking awesome! These people are amazing

They caught this mouse in a pharmacy after it chewed through a box of Viagra

Poor guy can't even open his eyes properly and now he has a huge boner to deal with as well